{"product_id":"9781405961424","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly (Diddly Squat)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e---\n\u003cbr\u003eAfter three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ewhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling - Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e But the animals couldn't be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Maybe it's not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e----\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReaders are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak' ***** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is' **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'I've read the previous books and loved those as well.\n\u003cbr\u003e Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness' **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e 'Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment' **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Books Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52905242886453,"sku":"EB_HU0100_B22-04_DUBAI","price":66.0,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/7773\/1381\/files\/9781405961424-1.jpg?v=1789404398","url":"https:\/\/kinokuniya.ae\/products\/9781405961424","provider":"Books Kinokuniya UAE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}